Now, if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta show me on this here map where they are, you gotta tell me how many there are, and you gotta tell me what kinda artillery they're carrying with 'em. What do you man, the Little Man? Yet not only does he survive, he thrives. Now, as far as your paesanos, Sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar Col. Hans Landa: This is the wonderful Italian stuntman, Enzo Gorlomi; a very talented cameraman, Antonio Margheriti; and Antonio's camera assistant, Dominick Decocco. Lt. Aldo Raine: [cut back to the ditch] Bridget von Hammersmark [yelling while aiming his gun at the front entrance of the basement-tavern] General Frank: Yeah, where is that, exactly? : Eight Jewish-American soldiers. [Aldo shoots Hans' driver Hermann, and gives Utivich a knife] I recorded a new guitarist I met in a cafe last week. My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. I'm betting for OSS would be my guess. : Pfc. Joseph Goebbels: The Germans' nickname for me is "the Little Man"? Simon Sakowitz Well, let's just say she got what she deserved. [picks up his glass of scotch] More like chewed out. Lt. Archie Hicox: Lt. Aldo Raine: Joseph Goebbels: Say it for me once please? Sgt. : The bar's in the globe. : Just for the Nazis. ,Pfc. Omar speaks third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant. Lt. Aldo Raine What was the next step? Wouldn't you agree? Well, if this is it, old boy, I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's. [reading Lt. Hicox's personnel file] [shouting to the camera, acting in Nation's Pride] Lt. Aldo Raine Bridget von Hammersmark: Oh, well, must not have been important. You are not to tell anybody anything! : It probably has something to do with the second development. Narrator: Smithson Utivich: I respectfully refuse, sir. : How 'bout you, Utivich? Col. Hans Landa: How 'bout you Utivich, can you abide it? Do you know the latest rumor they've conjured up in their fear-induced delirium? Whiskey, straight. Inglourious Basterds is a nominal remake of the Italian WWII action romp Inglorious Bastards directed by Enzo G. Castellari. How'd the shooting start? [after a pause] Where were we? However, all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, inform the cinema, and your plan's kaput. Check out the best dialogues from the film. How'd he do that? : Smithson Utivich: That's Sgt. [in German] [He pours wine for himself, Aldo, and Utivich]. "That's a bingo?". cut to Landa screaming and crying as Raine carves a swastika into his forehead, Raine and Utvich grin sardonically as the credits roll, Maj. Hellstrom cocks his Walther pistol and aims it at Lt. Hicox under the table, Stiglitz takes Hellstrom by the shoulder and aggressively forces a gun against his crotch, sets his glass down and smokes his cigarette, Stiglitz fires his gun into Hellstrom's crotch, Aldo shoots Hans' driver Hermann, and gives Utivich a knife, obviously annoyed, leans forward and whispers, Aldo is carving a swastika into Private Butz's forehead, Raine is interrogating Rachtman and poitning out all of his men, Some of the Basterds laugh, and the camera focuses on Stiglitz; the scene freezes and the words "Hugo Stiglitz" appear on the screen, Stiglitz is seen strangling one officer with a cord; stabbing another multiple times in the head through a pillow; and asphyxiating one with his bare hands, One of Raine's men slits a guard's throat; the other Basterds quickly open fire and kill the other guards, then Raine approaches Stiglitz's cell, one of the guards stirs and groans, and is promptly shot dead on the spot, yelling while aiming his gun at the front entrance of the basement-tavern, shouting to the camera, acting in Nation's Pride, Nation's Pride is interrupted by Shosanna's movie, in German as the audience begins to shout in protest and anger, Hans pulls out a very large pipe five times the size of Perrier's, fingers reach out and poke Lt. Aldo in the face; Lt. Aldo flinches, Landa slowly sweeps his arms out in a grand shrug, Landa and Bridget sit alone in Shosanna's office; in German, Landa intolerantly points at his lap. : Lt. Aldo Raine : Bridget von Hammersmark: Bridget von Hammersmark She chose the spot. Donny Donowitz: [in German] They seem to be able to appear and disappear at will. But I digress. Col. Hans Landa Director Quentin Tarantino Writer Quentin Tarantino Stars Brad Pitt Diane Kruger Eli Roth See production, box office & company info Watch on Prime Video This is good. Sgt. Lt. Aldo Raine : Yes! You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. Like I said, third best. Col. Hans Landa: But if I don't pick up this phone right here, you may very well get all four and if you get all four, you'll end the war tonight. : Till tonight. Marcel: Sgt. I'm not talking about that. Damn good deal! Bridget von Hammersmark Lt. Aldo Raine: : It seems I've created a monster. Well, ain't that a real nice boy? : So, the way I see it, since Hitler's death or possible rescue rests solely on my reaction, if I do nothing, it's as if I'm causing his death even more than yourselves. Before we get into who shot John, why'd you invite my men to a rendezvous in a basement with a bunch of Nazis? Marcel: : Bridget von Hammersmark So you're Aldo the Apache. Stuntman Mike is a menacing guy and he has an inventive way of killing his victims: crashing into them with his "death-proof" stunt car. : Hans, you embarrass me. So you're "the Jew Hunter". She's just an actress. I was saying that that makes two of us. I see your public speaking has improved. Quentin Tarantino has openly admitted that Death Proof is his worst movie, and he's using it as the benchmark to make sure he never makes a movie that bad again.The slasher premise of the film actually had a lot of promise. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only killin' Nazis. [He leaves. The other two were going as a German cameraman and his assistant. By all means, Captain. Filling the cinema with Nazis and burning it to the ground. Lt. Aldo Raine: Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. What shall the history books read? : The Fhrer is attending the premiere. . What kind of deal? I understand your trepidation in repeating it. Lt. Aldo Raine And you need all four to win the war. That's not very Germatic. Fuck a duck! Willi! [She holds up her fore, middle, and ring fingers]. : Well, sir, such as they are, I write reviews and articles for a publication called 'Films & Filmmakers.' This night is for you, me, the German military, the High Command, their family and friends. Where Bridget von Hammersmark? [in German as the audience begins to shout in protest and anger] Enormous changes at the last minute? [as-a-matter-of-factly] But in the pages of history, every once in a while, fate reaches out and extends its hand. Wilhelm [Some of the Basterds laugh, and the camera focuses on Stiglitz; the scene freezes and the words "Hugo Stiglitz" appear on the screen]. Adolf Hitler: In fact, about a third of the film is non-English and is subtitled. Col. Hans Landa Yes! Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you? What do you man, the Little Man? Master SGT. In Inglorious Basterds (2009) after speaking italian perfectly, Hans Landa suspects that they are american spies posing as italians. : My hands, to be exact. Lt. Aldo Raine: He beats German soldiers with a club. Lt. Aldo Raine. Master SGT. Sgt. Sgt. Now, when you report what happened here, you can't tell 'em you told us what you told us. I don't see me tripping the light fantastique up a red carpet anytime soon! Joseph Goebbels: Gorlomi? Quotes . Who are you? These are the Basterds, ever heard of us? Now, just take that finger of yours and point out on this here map where this party's being held, how many's coming, and what they brought to play with. : American Olympic gold can be measured in Negro sweat. BRITISH, AMERICAN? I, too, have an acute ear for accents. : Adolf Hitler [in German] He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, he looks everywhere he would hide. You know why. Sgt. He ordered three glasses. Col. Hans Landa: Smithson Utivich Buongiorno. Pvt. Werner Rachtman: Pfc. Adolf Hitler Share the best GIFs now >>> Your outfit was ambushed and you got away! Col. Hans Landa Lt. Aldo Raine Well, back to the whereabouts of your two Italian saboteurs. And 999 point 999 times out of a million, you would be correct. : General Ed Fenech: As well as our sister publication. Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. Butz Not one word of detail! Teddy fuckin' Williams knocks it out of the park! Adolf Hitler It's a hostile world, indeed. - I wasn't speaking to you, Lieutenant Munich. But "Jew Hunter"? The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the Jews is, as opposed to most German soldiers, I can think like a Jew, where they can only think like a German more precisely, German soldier. Col. Hans Landa [sits up] Look, she's not a military strategist. This is your finest film yet. It would appear he has done everything in his power to earn it. [yelling in German] Where Bridget von Hammersmark? Lt. Aldo Raine I did have something else I wanted to ask you, but right now, for the life of me, I can't remember what it is. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you gotta have heard of the Bear Jew. If you offered me a Scotch and plain water, I could drink Scotch and plain water. As the weeks have gone on and the Americans are on the beach, I do find myself thinking more and more about this Private Zoller. List your accomplishments? I'm sorry, again? Francesca Mondino: Omar Ulmer As of this moment, both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in the very seats we left them in, 0023 and 0024, if my memory serves, explosives still around their ankles, ready to explode, and your mission, some would call it a terrorist plot, as of this moment, is still a go. Am I German? Now that I can't abide. : Well, you do have to admit it is catchy. Col. Hans Landa: We got a German here who wants to die for his country! [Goebbels' eyes fill with tears] The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Was this visit fortuitous? Wilhelm: Now, besides you, we know there's another kraut patrol fuckin' around there somewhere. : Yeah? Gentlemen, this is an old friend, Colonel Hans Landa of the SS. Joseph Goebbels: Says he's gonna hug his momma. "Eliza On The Ice"? [in French; subtitled] He's gonna take that big bat of his, and he's gonna beat your ass to death with it. Bridget von Hammersmark Pfc. But in the pages of history, every once in a while, Fate reaches out and extend its hand. Why don't you try telling us what the fuck happened? [cut to Landa screaming and crying as Raine carves a swastika into his forehead]. [standing behind the screen, he smiles] Everybody needs to calm down! You want to prove they're flesh and blood? Maynardville, Tennessee. Now, just take that finger of yours and point out on this here map where this party's being held, how many's coming, and what they brought to play with. But in the pages of history, every once in a while, fate reaches out and extends its hand. : It can either be a simple conversation that seems to have nothing to do with the scene, yet is full of subtext (Pulp Fiction is full of such scenes). Smithson Utivich Col. Hans Landa: Yeah, we got a word for that kind of odd in English. I'M A GERMAN, YOU IDIOT! : The other looks odd. Donny Donowitz: [in French] : , Inglourious Basterds (2009) Omar Doom: Pfc. The objective of Operation Kino: blow up the basket. The Germans being there was either a trap set by me or a tragic coincidence. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity. Lt. Aldo Raine: Donny Donowitz: Bingo! Bingo! Now, say we let you go, and say you survive the war. Bridget von Hammersmark : Col. Hans Landa: That they call you "The Jew Hunter". Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Master SGT. : Long story short, we hear a story too good to be true it ain't. : Col. Hans Landa : Like I said, what the fuck are we supposed to do? [cut to Landa screaming and crying as Raine carves a swastika into his forehead]. Pfc. Sgt. So you're the Jew Hunter. : Donny Donowitz: Col. Hans Landa: I'd make that deal. Col. Hans Landa Bravery Adolf Hitler: Why do we need filmmaking equipment? Wilhelm: When you get back home, whatcha gonna do? Lt. Aldo Raine Share the best GIFs now >>> I arranged for the tailor to fit three tuxedos tonight. You know, where I'm from Col. Hans Landa Marcel: [finishes scalping Hermann] I arranged for the tailor to fit three tuxedos tonight. [calmly] Lt. Aldo Raine: [to Butz, after beating Rachtman to death with his Louisville Slugger] I have no doubt. Sgt. Before we yank that slug out you, you need to answer a few questions. I must say, I grow weary of these monkeyshines. Lt. Aldo Raine: Bridget von Hammersmark: You don't really know why you don't like them; all you know is you find them repulsive. : : Lt. Aldo Raine What have you done? [in Italian] Well, let's just say she got what she deserved. Col. Hans Landa Filming & Production The British officer blew his German act and the Gestapo major saw it. A debit you owe me personally. Sgt. Col. Hans Landa: Lt. Aldo Raine [after brief pause] You have opera boxes? : : Butz : Hirschberg Wilhelm Wicki: [in flawless Italian] Lt. Aldo Raine I think this just might be my masterpiece! Wilhelm Wicki Germans would and did notice it. "If the shoe fits, you must wear it.". So you're "the Jew Hunter". You said it was in a tavern. Pfc. So, I'm gonna give you a little something you can't take off. Cpl. If they're still there, and if they're still alive, and that's one big if, there ain't no way you gonna take them boys without settin' off them bombs. Narrator: Now that I can't abide. Grazie.
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